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attractive boy:
hi i'm famous
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attractive boy:
hi i'm gay
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attractive boy:
hi i'm a douchebag
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attractive boy:
hi i'm twice your age
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attractive boy:
hi i have a girlfriend
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attractive boy:
hi i don't like you back
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attractive boy:
hi i live on the other side of the planet
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attractive boy:
hi i don't know that you exist
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attractive boy:
hi i'm a fictional character
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attractive boy:
hi i'm married and i have kids
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attractive boy:
hi i'm a +100,000 year old angel
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attractive boy:
hi i'm a 1200 year old timelord
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attractive boy:
hi i'm a highly-functioning sociopath and married to my flatmate
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attractive boy:
hi i just died cause I wanted freedom for france
